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Translation:
Hi, it's user kittylana, or Lana, or Alana, or other various names you may know me by. If you don't know me, I'm the girl always hanging around in #lewd and meowing because I have nothing better to do with my time (haha jk...maybe). Um um I like long walks on the beach, cuddles, sucking di- KIDDING JUST KIDDING ITS A JOKEY JOKE. In reality, I'm broke af and jobless 🤪 gang gang type shit-
Okay i guess i'll be serious for a sec
(I'm not very good at introducing myself, so pls bear with me 
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Hi. I'm Lana. I am a writer and a performer, and my work involves music making, musical directing, and poetry teaching. My hobbies include annoying fudster, creating chaos on lc, and sucking di- KIDDING AGAIN, ITS A JOKEY JOKE PLS. My real hobbies are writing and singing and mourning the fact that i wake up every day not rich nor living in an expensive mansion. ok im kidding, kinda, but fr that was the last joke i promise i'll be serious now
ANNNNYWAY.
I first joined lewdchat in january and i've pretty much become a regular by now. At first I joined to explore my sexuality (demisexual, so those no strings attached emotionless hook ups aint my thing, as i have figured out), but then I became attached to some people and made a lot of friends and have stayed ever since. I have learned a lot about myself and about life through the people I've met on LC, which sounds weird considering it is a sexting website............but you get my point. I think the reason I like being on LC so much is because it's truly a welcoming community.. well, welcoming to those who deserve to be welcomed. I also cherish it because of the friends I get to talk to and the laughs we get to share cuz some of y'all fr make me cry-laugh. As said on the LC twitter "come for the hornies, stay for the homies."
Since I've been a regular for some months, over time I've become very familiar with the rules and I try to help out as much as I can with enforcing them (despite having no power to actually resolve issues). I do admit that I have had my share of rule breaking and drama involvement, but I've learned my lesson from those situations. I've learned to be completely honest and I've learned that open communication with staff is what will keep this place sane. I've also grown to understand that not every rule comes with an exception, so I will never make such mistakes as in the past again.
The main reason I would like to be a mod is because LC has become a safe space for me and I'd like to make it a safe space for others as well by enforcing rules and keeping away the bots, the uu's, the catfish, the assholes, etc.
Not to toot my own horn buuut I think I'd be a great mod. I'm typically very quick to spot uu's, I try my best to stop people from fighting and make reports when needed, and I'm active at times when most other mods aren't around so I think it'd be very beneficial to have me on the mod team. I also am a good leader, and I get along with most people. I've always been a reliable person that anyone is welcome to come to for casual conversations, advice, venting, etc., and I still would love to be that person for everyone, but with the added ability to help resolve LC related issues.
Um idk how to end this but ye vote lana for lc president i mean mod gang gang 🥰
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