Rate your Last Partner
[a tongue in cheek piece done purely for fun]
Please select the best single answer for each question:
1. How would you rate the responsiveness of your partner?
A. On top of everything, including me w/ little delays
B. A little slow, but the amount and quality of text made the wait worthwhile
C. Slow. I had time to boil water and make tea
D. Glacially slow. I had time for a cat nap after getting myself off
2. Would you say your partner was stimulating
A. Had me on the edge in only a couple of turns
B. Took a little time to get into my groove, but came to the right conclusion eventually
C. Only in that I wanted to make sure they were still breathing every so often
D. I've had more fun watching my pubic hair grow back in
3. Would you try to find this partner for repeat playtime?
A. I would be devastated if I couldn't find them again
B. I would try but if not, would still think back on this time fondly
C. I would keep track of them, only to make sure they don't see me online
D. I'm using a fictitious name and possibly changing my sexual preference
Thank you for participating in our impromptu survey regarding your last experience. Your responses will remain anonymous because we don't value your input.