Holiday Fun 2024
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Updated Seasonal Fun with a LewdChat Twist
Here's a place for lewd or non-lewd updates of well known Holiday songs, poems, or stories. Please add some fun and enjoy
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The Twelve Days of LewdChat
(Using the tune from Twelve Days of Christmas, written by casey Dec, 2022)On my 1st day at Lewdchat my partner gave to me: a blow job that weakened my knees
On my 2nd day at Lewdchat my partner gave to me: 2 brass balls, & a blow job that weakened my knees.
On my 3rd day at Lewdchat my partner gave to me, 3 french ticklers, 2 brass balls, & a blow job that weakened my knees.
On my 4th day at LewdChat my partner gave to me, 4 spanking paddles, 3 french ticklers, 2 brass balls, & a blow job that weakened my knees.
On my 5th day at LewdChat my partner gave to me, 5 cock rings... 4 spanking paddles, 3 french ticklers, 2 brass balls, & a blow job that weakened my knees.
On my 6th day at LewdChat my partner gave to me, 6 nipple piercings, 5 cock rings... 4 spanking paddles, 3 french ticklers, 2 brass balls, & a blow job that weakened my knees.
On my 7th day at LewdChat my partner gave to me, 7 thrusting dildoes,6 nipple piercings, 5 cock rings... 4 spanking paddles, 3 french ticklers, 2 brass balls, & a blow job that weakened my knees.
On my 8th day at LewdChat my partner gave to me, 8 topless women, 7 thrusting dildoes,6 nipple piercings, 5 cock rings... 4 spanking paddles, 3 french ticklers, 2 brass balls, & a blow job that weakened my knees.
On my 9th day at LewdChat my partner gave to me, 9 couples grinding, 8 topless women, 7 thrusting dildoes, 6 nipple piercings, 5 cock rings... 4 spanking paddles, 3 french ticklers, 2 brass balls, & a blow job that weakened my knees.
On my 10th day at LewdChat my partner gave to me, 10 lords dry humping, 9 couples grinding, 8 topless women, 7 thrusting dildoes,6 nipple piercings, 5 cock rings... 4 spanking paddles, 3 french ticklers, 2 brass balls, & a blow job that weakened my knees.
On my 11th day at LewdChat my partner gave to me, 11 ladies licking, 10 lords dry humping, 9 couples grinding, 8 topless women, 7 thrusting dildoes,6 nipple piercings, 5 cock rings... 4 spanking paddles, 3 french ticklers, 2 brass balls, & a blow job that weakened my knees.
On my 12th day at LewdChat my partner gave to me, 12 dudes all wacking, 11 ladies licking, 10 lords dry humping, 9 couples grinding, 8 topless women, 7 thrusting dildoes, 6 nipple piercings, 5 cock rings... 4 spanking paddles, 3 french ticklers, 2 brass balls, & a blow job that weakened my knees.
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‘Twas a Night Here at LewdChat
(A parody of the holiday poem “Twas the Night Before Christmas”, but with a twist unique for LewdChat. Written by casey 12/2/23)
‘Twas the night before Tuesday and I couldn’t sleep,
I felt LewdChat stir as I tried to count sheep.The blue nicks were hung and all asking for care
In hopes that some hotties were naked and bare.Everyone hoped to get snug in their beds
As fetishes, fantasies danced in their heads.And me, wide awake with my hand on my cap
Had just settled down for a slow, thorough fap.When out on the roof there arose a loud clatter,
I streaked from my bed to see what was the matter.I sprang toward a window not quite fully hard,
Then stood looking outside across the still yard.The moon on the breast of a new fallen snow
Gave the brightness of midday to objects below.My half open eyes saw one big grinning elf,
Surrounded by helpers: the Big Dick himself!A guy with a vision, Fudster you should know,
With co-owner Doris supporting the show.His minions appearing from far and away,
When he pings them or calls a few out by their name.The list of names too long to mention them all;
Dispensing the rules while the rest have a ball!As I drew in my heads and was turning around,
Big Dick was behind me in one rapid bound.He dressed in a combo of latex and fur.
With splashes of something… I wasn’t quite sure.A bundle of sex toys he flung on his back,
Like an internet merchant with a big, bulging sack.His eyes also twinkled when he locked them on mine,
Seeing so many people cum for a good time.He spoke not a word, just let the site do its work
Letting Lewdsters be funny or horny and jerk.He left just as quickly, his team close behind;
Back into the dark as the Lewds bump and grind.I heard him exclaim ‘ere he slipped out of sight,
“Happy LewdChat to all, and to all a good night.” -
Deck the Balls
(inspired today with some imaginative wrapping in the #nudes channel)Deck the balls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Stroke the cock so thick and jolly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Don we now our nude apparel, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Tis a LewdChat nudie carol, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la" -
@casey clever
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Someone Won't be Cumming Tonight
(Written by casey Dec 4, 2024)You better watch out, you better be cool, don't be a jerk or just another tool,
Those peeps won't be cumming tonightThey're making a list, ignoring some names, no second chance for those who act lame,
Those peeps won't be cumming tonight"You tick off other members, or break too many rules
You'll get to take your bad ass off to somewhere not so coolSo
You better be good, you better think twice, b4 you post crap gets your nuts in a vice
Those peeps won't be cumming tonight -
A (Not So) Silent Night
(written 12/16/24 by casey)Silent night, horney night
Not so calm, feeling tight
'round the chatroom, so wild and crazy
Posts by lewdies, so hot and racey
Fun in lewdchat toniiiiiiii-ight
Playtime in lewdchat tonight"
